Cue the cutest lilting giggle this side of Kilkenny, Ireland. Which is fitting because, respectfully, we’ll call him Cyril Francis Martin Kenny — from, yes, Kilkenny, Ireland. We go beyond the awards ceremony to hang out and spend time with the feel-good bartender from Rí Rá at Mandalay Place.
Hey, can we offer you — and you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you and you — a lift? Yep, all 11 of …
Was it merely bad? Or was it so epically awful … so stupendously stupid … so breathtakingly bizarre … so toweringly terrible … that it deserves a kind of twisted cinematic canonization?
That debate over Showgirls will never die, and we thank the movie gods for it — because that’s why everything about this landmark stinker is so much fun.